No, I did not write this, I was e-mailed it by my friend El Kabong, for his websight address go to cool links, and look under EKG Hideout, I take no credit, I just edited it and removed the chain letter parts, corrected spelling, and boom I got this.
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else... lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare
Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
Special you must remeber
A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tounge,
so open up your mouth, close your eyes,
and give your tounge some exercise!!!
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